Jawa Ngapak VS English

JAWA NGAPAK VS INGGRIS



This story is not based on true story.
Cerita kiye dudu didasari sekang cerita sebenere.

This story is only for fun.

Cerita kiye mung kanggo seneng seneng bae.

The story is as below:
Ceritane kaya kiye: 

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Kamingsun (Coming soon) from Village-Tegalsari, Sub-Distric-Sidareja,  District-Cilacap. He's about 18 years old. He worked in Australia as told. He met an Australian named Mr.Keyman, his long name was Mr.Tokeyman. And they made a short conversation as below:
Nalika semono, ana bocah lanang sing jenenge Kamingsun sekang desa Tegalsari kecamatan Sidareja Kabupaten Cilacap. Umure ya kurang lewih 18 taun. Nyambut gawe nang Ostrali ceritane. Dekne ketemu karo wong Ostrali sing jenenge Pak Kiman (Keyman), jeneng dawane Pak Tukiman (Tokeyman).
Lan duwe dopokan cendek kaya kiye:

Kamingsun: Hi man, how are you? may I know you? 
                  Heh cah, kepriwe kabare ko? Olih kenalan ra?

Tokeyman : Hi bro, I am fine. Sure. My name is Tokeyman.
                  Heh dul, Inyong waras. Ya mesti. Jenengku Tukiman.
                  And what's your name bro?
                  Hla jenengmu sapa dul?

Kamingsun : My name is Kamingsun.
                   Jenengku Coming soon.

Tokeyman  : Wow, your name is cool. it's very English...Coming soon.
                   Widih...jenengmu keren...Inggris banget...Kamingsun...

Kamingsun : Let's exchange our languages each other...will you bro?
                   Tukeran bahasa yuh...gelem ra dul?

Tokeyman  : Who's affraid...let's do it...!!!
                   Sapa sing wedi...ayuh...!!!

Kamingsun : You go first man...!
                   Ko disit dul...!

Tokeyman  : House...
Kamingsun : Umah...

Tokeyman  : Street...
Kamingsun : Dalan...

Tokeyman  : Welcome...
Kamingsun : Keset...😄😄😄

Tokeyman  : Butterfly...
Kamingsun : Mesin jait...😄😄

Tokeyman  : Lion...
Kamingsun : Montor mabur...😄

Tokeyman  : Mild...
Kamingsun : Udud...😄

Tokeyman  : Cat...
Kamingsun : Beko...😄

Tokeyman  : Eagle...
Kamingsun : Sepatu...😄😄😄

Tokeyman  : Motor cycle...
Kamingsun : Honda...😄

Tokeyman  : Hi man, are you serious?
Kamingsun : Of course, I'm serious...not play play man...☹️☹️☹️

Tokeyman  : Then what you call city in Java?
Kamingsun : (Waduh Tukiman koh bisa ngerti jeneng beyungku ya?#@&$!?)
                   Tukiman...!! beyungku!!!

Tokeyman  : @#$%&*!>?%@?☹️☹️☹️☹️

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To be continued.

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