Jawa Ngapak VS English

JAWA NGAPAK VS INGGRIS



This story is not based on true story.
Cerita kiye dudu didasari sekang cerita sebenere.

This story is only for fun.

Cerita kiye mung kanggo seneng seneng bae.

The story is as below:
Ceritane kaya kiye: 

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Kamingsun (Coming soon) from Village-Tegalsari, Sub-Distric-Sidareja,  District-Cilacap. He's about 18 years old. He worked in Australia as told. He met an Australian named Mr.Keyman, his long name was Mr.Tokeyman. And they made a short conversation as below:
Nalika semono, ana bocah lanang sing jenenge Kamingsun sekang desa Tegalsari kecamatan Sidareja Kabupaten Cilacap. Umure ya kurang lewih 18 taun. Nyambut gawe nang Ostrali ceritane. Dekne ketemu karo wong Ostrali sing jenenge Pak Kiman (Keyman), jeneng dawane Pak Tukiman (Tokeyman).
Lan duwe dopokan cendek kaya kiye:

Kamingsun: Hi man, how are you? may I know you? 
                  Heh cah, kepriwe kabare ko? Olih kenalan ra?

Tokeyman : Hi bro, I am fine. Sure. My name is Tokeyman.
                  Heh dul, Inyong waras. Ya mesti. Jenengku Tukiman.
                  And what's your name bro?
                  Hla jenengmu sapa dul?

Kamingsun : My name is Kamingsun.
                   Jenengku Coming soon.

Tokeyman  : Wow, your name is cool. it's very English...Coming soon.
                   Widih...jenengmu keren...Inggris banget...Kamingsun...

Kamingsun : Let's exchange our languages each other...will you bro?
                   Tukeran bahasa yuh...gelem ra dul?

Tokeyman  : Who's affraid...let's do it...!!!
                   Sapa sing wedi...ayuh...!!!

Kamingsun : You go first man...!
                   Ko disit dul...!

Tokeyman  : House...
Kamingsun : Umah...

Tokeyman  : Street...
Kamingsun : Dalan...

Tokeyman  : Welcome...
Kamingsun : Keset...😄😄😄

Tokeyman  : Butterfly...
Kamingsun : Mesin jait...😄😄

Tokeyman  : Lion...
Kamingsun : Montor mabur...😄

Tokeyman  : Mild...
Kamingsun : Udud...😄

Tokeyman  : Cat...
Kamingsun : Beko...😄

Tokeyman  : Eagle...
Kamingsun : Sepatu...😄😄😄

Tokeyman  : Motor cycle...
Kamingsun : Honda...😄

Tokeyman  : Hi man, are you serious?
Kamingsun : Of course, I'm serious...not play play man...☹️☹️☹️

Tokeyman  : Then what you call city in Java?
Kamingsun : (Waduh Tukiman koh bisa ngerti jeneng beyungku ya?#@&$!?)
                   Tukiman...!! beyungku!!!

Tokeyman  : @#$%&*!>?%@?☹️☹️☹️☹️

Bersambung ke cerita berikutnya.
To be continued.

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Sample of Article in English in Culinary; How to make crispy and not oily banana chip.

How to Make Crispy and Not Oily Banana Chips

Making banana chips which is crispy while being eaten is not an easy thing to be practiced, moreover making banana chips which is crispy and not oily when we hold it.

There are few steps that we have to concern when we want to make banana chips especially Kepok banana chips with crispy and not oily taste, namely:

I. Selecting Quality Banana,

II. Peeling Banana,

III. Frying Banana,

IV. Drying Banana chips, and

V. Packing Banana chips.

I. Selecting Quality Banana.

To yield crispy, clean shape, yellow and sweet originally  banana chips, we need to pay attention when we are buying the banana. Good and Quality Banana Kepok has shape as shown in the picture above. Here are things that we need to take concern while selecting good and quality banana:

• Try to find banana that has thick shape, and has bold lines on its skin. It indicates that the banana has been ready to be produced as banana chips.
• Ensure the banana is not matured or half matured. If we fry the matured or half matured banana, it will yield an uninteresting appearance of banana chips due to its shape becomes brown after fried.
• Try to find banana that has yellow color on its inside (not the color of the skin of the banana), because there’s banana with white color on its inside skin. If we fry the white banana, we will see the color of the chips is brown. And it will take time longer. Unless we want to use color agent to make the chips yellow.

II. Peeling Banana.
Peeling banana is one of process that may be very troublesome. Why? Because we will get the sap that is very sticky and difficult to be wiped from our hands and fingers. To make easy when peeling banana, there are some steps that we can take, namely:

• After buying banana, do not peel directly. Let it kept for about a night. It’s intended to reduce the sap on banana and to make easy when peeling the skin of banana.
• Prepare water +/- two basins or small buckets.
• Cut the both end sides of banana. Then put into the basin or bucket that filled water. It’s intended to reduce the sap and stickiness when peeling banana.
• Then peel bananas that have been put into the water using knife.
• After peeled, put the peeled bananas into the other basin or bucket that filled water. This is to make peeled bananas keep white and not brown.

IV. Drying Banana Chips
After frying process finished, we go to the next process. It is drying the fried banana chips to wipe the oil. But remember, here we don’t use tissue or paper to wipe the oil from the chips. There are two ways to wipe the oil from banana chips after fried, modern way and conventional way. On this occasion, we’ll explain the conventional way that is cheap but effective. The steps are as below:

• Prepare a wide board or a place that has been prepared specially before for drying place.
• Put anti oil paper or Kentucky paper on the wide board or place that prepared for drying the chips.
• Then dry them until the oil on them dried/gone.

V. Packing Banana Chips. 
The last process from making banana chips is packing. A neat and nice packing will effect to the selling value. Some steps that we need to concern and do as follows:   

• Ensure the chips have been dried from oil after fried.
• Use plastic hand glove to put the chips into the packing plastic for chips.
• Then seal it using electric sealer machine.

So it is the article of how we make the banana chips especially banana kepok that is crispy and not oily which can be practiced directly by us. And we do hope what we have written above, can be useful for all of the readers wherever they are.

 

by: Rohmat Hidayat, S.Pd @Batam20190130

The difference between "will" and "to be going to"

       

The Difference between "will" and "to be going to"




As Western people, they won't be puzzled by the difference of the usefulness between "will" and "to be going to". But for people who have not English as their first language, it will be a rather big problem. Although in spoken English it won't seen clearly and most of them always ignore it.

But, if you want to know the difference of both, this article will lead you to understand the difference and the usefulness of both easily and deeply. "Will" is an auxiliary verb which is used to compose future sentences. And "to be going to" is too. Both of them have future senses. Then, how to differ them? Read and study the following explanation carefully. 

I. Will

   This auxiliary is used to compose and express future ideas.  

   Example: I will repair it tomorrow.

II. To be going to

   This pattern is used to compose and express future ideas too.

   Example: I'm going to repair it tomorrow.

See and study the following short conversation to understand and differ the difference easier and faster.

Rendy : Mom, look at my bicycle. It's broken.
Mommy : Is it? It's Okay. you can tell your father later.

a few minutes later, Rendy's father came back.

Father: Hi honey, how are you today?
Mommy : Hi, I'm fine. Honey, Rendy said if his bicycle was broken. can you fix it?
Father: Hmm sure. I will repair it later.
Mommy : Tomorrow is Saturday. When will you repair it honey?
Father: I'm going to repair it tomorrow.

From the conversation above, we can see the difference between "will" and "to be going to" as indicated with underlines. The underlined sentences as above describe the difference situation of the speaker. The first sentence "I will repair it later" is a spontaneous answer that indicated future action. Meanwhile the second sentence "I'm going to repair it tomorrow" is a repeated information of a planned action that will be done in the future time.


written by: Rohmat Hidayat, S.Pd @Batam20190129